man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

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its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one


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im so chill im practically dead

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reblog this if you got kicked out of the theater for masturbating to all four shrek movies

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